Assless Chaps

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midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

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unbreaked:

glow me

unbreaked:

glow me

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itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

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beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

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this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

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