Assless Chaps

thatfunnyblog:

Bye

thatfunnyblog:

Bye

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drunkmountaingoat:

In Seattle

drunkmountaingoat:

In Seattle

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totallynotalizard:

tired boy gets smarties from friend. more at 11.

totallynotalizard:

tired boy gets smarties from friend. more at 11.

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221cbakerstreet:

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staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

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remyreaper:

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we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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punk-roque:

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

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marvelous-freeman:

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swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

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teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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spookytheford:

This cock-dick is pointing to his right. What a fucking idiot.

spookytheford:

This cock-dick is pointing to his right. What a fucking idiot.

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